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• Members of elite Secret Service unit among those suspended in Colombia

  Mon Apr 16, 2012
  • When Blackhawk, or whatever they call themselves these days, hires these guys, not only will these guys make more money - but they'll be able to kill the hooker afterwards and get away with it.

• Illinois man drowns in pond following swan attack

  Mon Apr 16, 2012
  • We must find that swan and terminate it now that it has acquired a taste for human flesh.

• First Thoughts: Romney struggles to close the gender gap, but catches break

  Thu Apr 12, 2012
  • Certainly we 99 percenters can emphasize with Ann's ongoing struggle to hide the number of new Cadillacs and dressage horses from her husband.

• Florida man faces two years in prison for killing bunnies

  Sat Mar 31, 2012
  • In Florida if the bunny is black and you feel threatened by that - it's self defense.

• 'Pink slime' maker halts operations at some plants

  Mon Mar 26, 2012
  • LOL what do you think the ammonia is for? It's to enable you to eat sh_t and not get sick.

• Geraldo Rivera blames hoodie for Trayvon's death; critics tell him to zip it up

  Fri Mar 23, 2012
  • It was a GUN that killed Trayvon, NOT a hoodie.

• Exhaustion blamed for 'irrational' behavior by 'Kony 2012' filmmaker

  Fri Mar 16, 2012
  • Maybe he meant nine more "knuckle children".

• Police: Mom accused of killing 6-year-old with scissors felt 'evil presence'

  Tue Mar 13, 2012
  • The Lamb of God is dead. Praise God and pass the mutton.

• Til death do us part: Marriage to dead girlfriend draws mixed reaction

  Sat Jan 21, 2012
  • The only drawback with this romantic scenario is that after the wedding is consumated the groom will surely be arrested.

• Tennessee lawmaker: Please test us for drugs

  Thu Dec 29, 2011
  • Screw these clowns. Make the lawmakers piss while a woman is watching as I had to do once. Assuming we are all guilty until we provide bodily fluids is BS.